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One lazy Saturday evening, I happened to be wasting time, sitting on my computer, dreary-eyed, scanning through numerous statuses and stupid links on my news feed. I hadn’t gone out to play cricket because that stupid silver Maruti SX4 happened to be parked downstairs, right in the middle of our playing area. It had a motion sensor, so it would start wailing loudly and endlessly even if a leaf happened to fall onto it from the tall shrubs at its side. I had planned on repeatedly throwing thin sticks at it from the neighbouring building to create a continuous ruckus which would force the guy to move his car to another parking space and allow us to play! But my placid, docile friends had highly disapproved of this simple idea of mine and said they’d give me away if I ever attempted such a stunt. We couldn’t play anywhere else as the cars have invaded our playing spaces everywhere else.

So, while whiling away my time, I happened to look at a facebook status of a friend of mine which was raving about a Metallica song. One which I hadn’t heard.

That was enough to catch my attention. I’ve heard most Metallica songs and I’m quite a fan, myself so, after liking the status, I looked up the song on YouTube immediately and began listening to it. The name of the song is, ‘The Call of Ktulu.’

The song was brilliant. (In my opinion, of course…) I really liked the way the clean electric guitar lines had built up to something far more sinister after completely exploding into an out and out thrash riff. The song was long enough to completely express the potential of the sinister introduction and I really liked the tone of Kirk Hammett’s ‘grab you by the collar and shake the teeth out of you’ guitar solo. The video was a bunch of classy still pictures which alluded to a greenish, bluish, sea monster resembling an Octopus. The octopus looked nice and evil. There were quite a few pictures depicting him to be of gigantic size and in one sinister frame, he seemed to lurk and flash silently over the horizon! My imagination was cranked up on overdrive and I could just about imagine this monster destroying city after city, and greenish-bluish misty nights while clones of the octopus monster ravaged everything in its path! I was having a whale of a time as I knew things were simply about to get better! I wanted to know all about this weird entity called ‘Ktulu’ and I wanted to know what it was. Pop Culture? Manga? A book? A famous song I had forgotten to discover?

Google is your best friend! (Insert evil smile).

I’ve always been blessed with a hyperactive imagination, this being a consequence of my being a very enthusiastic reader and I always like listening to all kinds of good music. This helps fuel my imagination and my curiosity and acts as a drug in some cases. I just begin thinking about (and doing) the one thing I really want to do, which, in this case, was wanting to know all that is to be known, about ‘Ktulu’. (Insert wisecrack about me getting good marks if I can channel this enthusiasm into my studies…)

In Wikipedia, I figured out it was a series of books written by a weird chap called H.P Lovecraft and a few of his associates which together constituted the Ctulhu Mythos or the ‘Lovecraftian Mythos’. He was quite a strange fellow, apparently, quite sickly and irritable, and used to suffer from consistent, lucid nightmares, which became another topic of his horror fiction. The genre associated with the Ctulhu Mythos is called, ‘cosmic horror’.

Wow! That sounds incredible! It reeks of mystique and fantasy! Horror, on a cosmic scale! Monsters of incomprehensible size able to colonize and devour worlds! Senses of emotions and extra-sensory feelings which we can’t even begin to comprehend! Metallica wrote a very good song about some extremely vivid fiction!

I call that being cool on a cosmic scale.

I told my parents I wanted to buy one book by H.P Lovecraft. The first impression of the whole idea was fantastic. But there were doubts creeping in. I was very afraid of being disappointed. I knew that fellow (Lovecraft) seemed to be quite an erratic individual. As a rule, such people are very good writers, such as Edgar Allan Poe, but that might not necessarily be the case. With the topic the writer has selected, he might just have bitten off more than he could chew which would be a darned shame as the idea had so much potential. However, I’d have to read to find out (!) and getting the book turned out to be quite a task. (Ya-boo)

Well, it should have been easy. Landmark, which is bigger than Crosswords, was just a little distance away from my piano classes in Juhu. So, just after my piano classes were finished, my mom and I would go to Landmark and enquire about the book (which was sadly not available.). Two weeks later, I got increasingly agitated. It seemed the book was extremely obscure. This served to increase my frustration as I didn’t find the book in a single Crosswords store either. We waited with the Landmark book order for three weeks but they didn’t manage to get it. I began getting more and more determined to read the book (and more and more helpless as none of the employees or computers seemed to know who H.P. Lovecraft was.)

Flipkart is so awesome!

We found out about Flipkart when my dad told me his book was up for sale (before extensive publication) by an online store called Flipkart. I was extremely determined to get my hands on at least one Lovecraft book (though I was very demoralized) and my mom and I decided to give Flipkart a try.

Flipkart is so awesome!

We managed to get our hands on that book at last (In three working days, as promised. Very prompt) and the book turned out to be as good as I expected.

The book (The Call of Ctulhu and Other Weird Tales) started off with a few clichéd themes in its first story (The Rats in the Walls). Dark, mysterious house, people hearing things which don’t exist (the twist being that they do, of course!) and a gruesome ending for the protagonist and a few supporting characters. The narration is extremely cohesive and clear and the descriptions are very vivid. They are probably the best descriptions I’ve ever read by an author.

The second story (The Picture In The House) was about a man who was forced to stay in a house (assumed uninhabited) which appeared very curious to the author as well as an extremely strange, frightening old man, who was the inhabitant of the house. The other important features are the building storm and a picture in a book. The author uses these elements very cleverly to create an extremely descriptive horror tale. The build-up to the climax was very well panned out and the author didn’t rush the climax or leave the story hanging for too long.

The third story (The Nameless City) involved a hidden, shunned, Arab city. This one was the first which seemed to be involved in the Ctulhu Mythos, quoting a fictional ‘Mad Arab’ called Abdul Alhazred. The story contains descriptions that are common with many of the Ctulhu Mythos, namely, references to cities being constructed in ‘strange dimensions and proportions’ and references to the Mad Arab. There is also a couplet written by the Mad Arab:

“That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange aeons even death may die.”

 

He certainly succeeded in making the Mythos seem mystical. True, the couplet is heavily quoted but it still makes for a good read, especially with the mystique of the theme.

The rest of the stories mainly show how much the author excels at descriptions and subtle horror. The protagonists are usually curious and are rendered almost (or usually) delirious due to a horror that they have experienced. The New England setting begins getting a trifle monotonous.

Two stories stand out, though, and are in my opinion the best of the entire lot. ‘At The Mountains of Madness’ and ‘The Shadow over Innsmouth’. In the edition, I have bought, the two stories came one after the other, which made it better. The first is set in Antarctica, and the setting is gloriously described. The story is unfolded gradually and though the story is long, the writer takes his time to gradually describe the sequence of events. There are a few plot twists and the descriptions are immaculate. Lovecraft excels at describing alien races, and their history and culture. His gradual description of the history of an entire alien race, The Elder Ones as well as the fate of the members of the protagonist’s expedition to Antarctica coupled with the encounter at the end is one of the best examples of thrilling science fiction I’ve ever read. The horrifying sight revealed to Danforth (the protagonist’s companion) beyond to the higher mountain ranges is left ambiguous to the reader, leaving the reader in enthusiastic speculation. Lovecraft proves to be a true master of suspense in this one. The only point of criticism could be the length. It was originally meant to be a novella and it was also originally rejected by a magazine, when submitted by Lovecraft, on grounds of length. Although, I have no problems with the style of the stories, with the author taking his time over the description, the prose is verbose and readers with a short attention span might find Lovecraft a little too tedious at times.

In The Shadow over Innsmouth, which is one of my favorites, the writer is journeying through a fictional town in New England. The town, as well as its inhabitants, looks a little queer. The highlights of this story are the narrative of the protagonist as well as the adventures and sights experienced. The transformation of the protagonist and the narrative in the end is quite chilling.

H.P. Lovecraft’s style quite resembles Edgar Allan Poe, whose works Lovecraft himself must have extensively read. He is a master of descriptive narration and is very good at creating different atmospheres and locations. He is verbose, and usually takes his time describing everything, often describing extra-terrestrial races and cultures in great detail. He paces his stories very nicely and can pick up the pace and suspense quite easily, whenever he wishes (as demonstrated in At the Mountains of Madness). His greatest strength is his exact, atmospheric descriptions. His weaknesses however, lie in the vast cosmic range he covers in the Mythos. To get a complete idea about the Ctulhu Mythos, you need to read many stories to know all the races, all the different beings and all the different backgrounds and cultures. Lovecraft is possibly a bit too liberal with his own fictional references, using the alien languages and references to his other fictional races a bit too liberally. If, and wherever possible, he could have used more allusions to other famous fictional or non-fictional references. The stories are a good read, but due to the obscurity of the stories and the inaccessibility, you might need to look it up (Ctulhu Mythos) on Wikipedia before buying it.

Contemplation…

I have been roaming around for quite a while now,

Thinking about what can be done,

How should I tally these four hours,

Until dawn; Waiting for the sunrise;

And I sit back wearily, beside the window,

As I shut my eyes, amused for there is nothing I don’tt understand;

 

For as a writer, when your sense of mystique has disappeared,

And you realize all that you have ever done is an illusory exaggeration as such,

And this is one thing your youthful self has always feared,

And this epiphany is kept away from you, as far as it can be, as much.

 

For the lyrical metaphor and the odd vague simile shall keep flowing inside your head,

But none which can have any concrete meaning,

Man is no man without his powerful imagination, his sole purpose,

But don’t tell him he shall live his life without a meaning,

 

And so, in my dim-lit room, I continue to reflect, sometimes ponder,

But I keep my thoughts to myself, I put nothing to paper,

 

I decide to shelve my weary thoughts, I keep away the pen and paper,

And try to imagine a world which could fill me with wonder,

I reflect and I smile as I play some music,

Old jazz, i think and i rest on my chair blankly,

The piano tinkling away, I’m in a daze,

But I wonder still why I feel my world is so empty;

 

It is bet not to ponder about one’s melancholy,

And I shut my lonely gaze as I try to rest,

As the recording ends, I hope dreams engulf me

In wonder, which I so dearly miss, Oh I’d feel blessed!

 

 

I wrote this three months ago during a period of writer’s block. :P That’s why it’s so moody. Anyway, 1K views! :D Not bad. I never thought… Anyway, hope you like it.

a.k.a

Joe Satriani

Joe Satriani

Image via Wikipedia

Whoever knows me well enough will tell you that this episode was inevitable. Satriani is my favorite musician and he is one fellow I really couldn’t omit as his influences in music really run deep. He taught Kirk Hammett, Steve Vai, Charlie Hunter and many other popular guitarists. He wasn’t too bad a guitarist himself, having released many hit albums, Surfing with the Alien (He’s the alien, LOL), The Extremist, Super Colossal, to name a few. He is a master of many different styles of jazz, blues, modal techniques and hardcore rock and metal riffs as well as Galactic Space Kablooie crunchy melodies and odd time signature ideas. There are many different signature Satch sounds that I shall be discussing in this blogisodes.

This song is an example of his Spanish, Indian and melodic influences and an example of the diverse fusion licks and sounds that he can create. It is incredibly majestic and has an Egyptian feel to it.

Joe Satriani: The Golden Room

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJiF8qpEE9k

What Joe is really known for, however, is his sheer melodic intensity and his ability to create an atmosphere with his music. This song is really breezy. The perfect song for you to listen to and unwind. The piano solo in the end is very nice and twinkly and sparkly!

Joe Satriani: Wind in the Trees

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5LT1Vqg9as

This song is an incredibly down-to-earth, go-go-go, song with an incredibly kick-ass riff and headlighty-tail-lighty neon solos! I couldn’t have thought of a better title matching a better idea than this one right here! Another Satriani trademark to be noted is, (there we go again…) the atmosphere.

Joe Satriani: Driving At Night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO7bQAjMWV0

Now, coming to more technical (and fun, don’t worry!) aspects to Satriani’s music, he has popularized and most probably discovered a way of modal modulation called the pitch-axis theory .

This is a song where his trademark pitch-axis modulation is used to great effect! (More like Super-Alien-Universy-Meta-Crunchy effect!). Presenting, a Satch classic, the Satch Boogie! (This piece also shows you that he can forget about all that atmospheric stuff and simply rock out loud if he wants to. (By the way, the technically proficient pitch-axis stuff is in the section when he does the tapping on his guitar.)

Joe Satriani: Satch Boogie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzQb79IhoRE

This is, in my humble opinion, Satriani’s best song. This is why people perform live. It gives them and the crowd a tremendous high. It beats everything. Anybody who plays live will tell you that’s the true test of your skill. And when you have a good crowd, you make the most of it! Satch didn’t go easy on the crowd and the crowd response was quite superlative as well.

Joe Satriani: Crowd Chant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV3rmY9_AJY

Bonus:  Joe is an amazing fellow to jam with and he is one guy who knows his blues.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df3BafW0xiE

‘Nuff said.

 

Cover of

Cover of Surfing With the Alien

 

People usually credit Jimi Hendrix to be the first true hard rock guitarist and many even consider him to be the best guitarist of all time. The ‘best guitarist of all time’ tag I really can’t comment about but he was definitely not the first rock guitarist. This in turn, leads to a huge debate of sorts as guitarists have been influencing each others for centuries so whom exactly could you call the first rock guitarist. This debate leads us to credit everybody influential guitarist who lived from the 1900’s up to the 1950’s (From Django Reinhardt to Chuck Berry) as being the people leading to the creation and definition of rock music. The fact is, one must look for the most direct influences and innovations. Django, I can’t really credit on my blogisodes as, however nice he was, he was after all, a jazz guitarist and didn’t do much to help the Rock sound. The guy whom I’m talking about, directly influenced the creation of the ‘Rock’ sound and also knew most of its old tricks. Presenting to you, The Wizard of Waukesha,

LES PAUL. :D

Les was an amazing innovator of his time, having created the most famous solid-body electric guitars, now widely known as the Gibson Les Paul. He, himself wasn’t too bad a player himself and in this clip, you might see a few old tricks from the master innovator himself as he plays his trademark guitar in unique fashion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iGXP_UBog4

In this clip, we see some lovely slides, sweet rings, impersonated bass melody (in this blog, sometimes you see stupid difficult-to-understand terms :P ) and a nice plain melody. This fellow certainly had the chops and definitely had a tendency to improvise in-between a piece and search for new patterns.

He was a great entertainer and also rock music’s innovator supreme!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foXSXOAfB4U&feature=related

He had a clean-ish electric blues technique and a love for jazz chord progressions as well as chromatic progressions when he played fast stuff. He had all the modern techniques covered. Fast picking, chromatic descents, sweep-picking, a ringy-ringy guitar tone. He could also play clean stuff as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYlG7qb3iCs&feature=related

Now, to end this bloggie-froggie-sode on a comical note! A nice li’l ringy jazz gypsy ringy tune!

Comedy moment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR5zdYuustQ

:D

P.S.: Nowadays, people really don’t care about roots and origins and this is probably going to be my one of my least-viewed blogisodes but it is quite interesting to note that between this guy and Chet Atkins, they had most modern guitar techniques well and truly covered far before people like Yngwie Malmsteen even arrived at the scene a few decades later! They don’t have any overworked melodies. Just sweet, jolly, ringy tunes that make you feel nice!

Bonus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni8KBhnebwE

 

a.k.a Steve Vai

Steve Vai has always been a person definable by three essential qualities; Hard Work, Unique Talent and Sheer M*F*ing Awesomeness! This fellow has set up new goals for technical guitar playing while maintaining a high degree of melodic sensibility. His live solos, when pulled off are un-imaginably amazing and the number of modulations and experiments he can do with one piece is almost unfathomable. He has always been a popular guitarist and has always explored musical ideas very well, leading him to create unique, catchy riffs, for example:

Steve Vai: Building the Church (or The Inter-Galactic Flying Church Alien-ish Anthem!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv5UUEHfOXU&feature=related

I’ve already mentioned his unfathomable solos. He also has a unique sound and with good people backing up around everywhere, the songs are treats to listen to. Vai is a guitarist who is never content with his own bag of riffs, singular modulations and licks. He always explores and that too, Live. This was one perfect concert when each of his experiments worked. You might want to listen to angels in the end of the song.

Steve Vai: For the Love of God (G3 version)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDZuNM3HmU4

One more key X factor which has led to Vai’s extreme popularity is his devil-may-care attitude. As mentioned above, he was a bit of a hard-worker and he had composed this piece when he was 15 years old. This is the typical Hard Rock Steve Vai sound and a generally fun, light-weight song to listen too. He’s also been quite a flashy guitarist.

Steve Vai: The Attitude Song, G3 (: P)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0-OvL2pHsM

Vai: Fire (Hendrix cover)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQqCoCAt2ew

There is one drawback to this fellow’s talents and all his creative sense as well as his attitude. Sometimes, he does make mistakes while trying to sound awesome. I guess we can forgive him for that because sometimes, while playing the piano, I end up doing stuff like that beyond my technical ability though: P. But, sometimes, he modulates carelessly and gives everyone playing with him a bit of a heart-attack! He searches for new licks but when it doesn’t come out too well, he improvises well and uses various tricks to get back in line. (I.e. He is a bit of a show-off: P)

Blooper hour: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IrWyZ0KZuk&feature=channel

It starts off very well but the ending; from 7:00 was a bit too much, LOL. He freaked out a bit too much out there. The conductor got a bit confused, Vai got very excited. He recovered well though, returning at 8:30 approx. The ending after 9:00 seemed a bit too hurried. This l’il Italian virtuoso is quite excitable! Doesn’t matter though. His hard work, brilliance, creative spacey melodic imagination and Kickass performances coupled with his ingenuity and popularity continues to inspire musicians and secures his name quite firmly in the ‘Legend’ category.

P.S. In the first video, doesn’t he have impeccable dressing sense?! :D

 

“What is the Blues?”

That is a question someone asked me quite recently this week.

I seriously didn’t know what to tell him. I mean how does one define the blues? The Blues ain’t nothing but a good man feeling bad. The blues is just a style of old, dim music that is felt as well as heard. A constant irritating musing about an old man’s sickening life*. A good comprehensive technical evaluation would be the blues is a style of music defined by melancholic lyrics and recognizable chord structures of interchanging tonic to sub-dominant (IV) to dominant (V) back to tonic in a simple pattern, the chords usually played in a harmonic seventh form. Instead, I handed him over to a few BB King and SRV records and left him to draw his own conclusions. It’s best a person’s own opinion not be strongly enforced on another person who mightn’t know as much of the subject. The person might not then be able to come to his own conclusions. Leave people with a few roads and then leave them to find their own paths all around the subject. Let them develop their own tastes instead of having other tastes forced onto them.

“How does one define a legend in music, as such, specifically?”

I could rattle off a few hundred names this very moment; there are after all, so many legendary musicians. Basically a legendary musician or a band

1)      Produces good music (obviously)

2)      Creates, popularizes or revolutionizes a playing style

3)      Often creates new or revamps old techniques

4)      Influences the life of other aspiring musicians

5)      Some even revolutionize genres and define the courses of musical history.

There are basically three basic levels of musicians. We have the amateur types who go around playing stuff like Nirvana, Linkin Park, Green Day, etc. nowadays and consider themselves just about the coolest rockers among their friends, there’s a second level of musicianship which is a type which plays around very well, and can hold their own against anyone but has failed to make a deep impact on the musical world. One such example of note would be Stanley Jordan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2jvjTdB7j8

Stanley was a classically trained pianist who decided to pick up the guitar. He had a two-handed tapping technique which gave him a lot of range as well as a completely unique style of playing. The problem was, (I guess) he felt his record company was bossing him around so he quit just before he scored a very big hit single or an album as such so he really isn’t remembered quite well in spite of his tremendous technique and melodic fluency. He did however, have what was necessary to be a legend.

The third type of musician is a musician’s musician. The guy to refer to. The new age thinker, always on the move, always active. Looking for new sounds, refurbishing old sounds. Blends, textures. This type is also remembered for their genius. They create a big impact, in effect, defining the courses of musical history. This type is legendary in all its essence. Notable examples, Les Paul, BB King, Jimi Hendrix.

Every week, on my blog, I shall be posting a review of a specific artist, whom I consider to be a legend, promoting discussions as well as posting links of their unique songs which had the essentials to make their sounds, singular and unique. This weekly blogisode is an attempt to redefine and re-remember all the Legends that have shaped the course of Rock music throughout their career. A tribute to their various sounds and songs which have frankly speaking made the World a better place to live in. (It’s also a bit of a try at trying to make people more aware of the cultures and various sounds of rock music and trying to make people like me more aware that a bigger world of music does exist outside the top 40 Hip-Hop and Pop billboard charts. For this kickoff blogisode of ‘Legends of Rock’, I present to you,

STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWLw7nozO_U

SRV is known for re-establishing the popularity of hardcore blues in mainstream rock music. His blues technique is arguably, the greatest electric blues technique of all time. This song is an extensive collection of tests of patterns, lick patterns, blends of harmony and all in all, a fascinating call and response voiced song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GSpbuFSr2o

And I should have mentioned, Stevie took on Hendrix’s style up to a whole new different level. Possibly the only cover that truly does justice to this song. Stevie thought a lot like Hendrix when it came to the blues but he, (I think) slightly prefers short fast licks to soloing techniques. This guy has an arsenal of different patterns and he makes it known quite well in this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxttPl9iSFg

This, however, in my opinion, is Stevie’s greatest version of this song. Just one acoustic guitar, can be so varied with its sonority and this fellow is not afraid to take risks with the harmony. He, after all, knows he quite well has the technique to carry it true. This particular riff sounds most RIFFYRAFFYRIFFYRAFFYRIFFY !!!! and CRUNCHY!!!, (I feel) when it is played in this particular style.

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So, remember, all ye fellow music lovers. Every Saturday, some time at night! I shall be updating my blog with new, longer blogisodes featuring different artists.

PS. Please listen to all the songs posted as links or the objective is lost :P

Ah, hello fellas! I’m back with a new poem. This time about another inanimate object. Arguably, the one that suffers the most in India. It took me a lot of time to write this poem! Please enjoy and comment! (It’s also probably my best! :)    )

I was once a shiny new rubber ball,

Quite firm and well packaged, I had a peaceful life;

I led a two day childhood in a Goregaon stall,

Without a sense of foreboding doom, unaware of any strife.

I was then bought by a giant, very tall,

I’ll never forget that rough-necked swine,

Bouncing me repeatedly against the wall,

If I weren’t so dumb, I’d grumble and whine,

as I had heard of all the other horrors in store for me;

Getting struck by clubs brandished by giants, flying

onto walls, my heart* striking hard concrete;

The pain I’d heard was so intense you’d dream of dying,

Survival was a pyrrhic feat.

So I led my life as was my fate,

The pain came in jolts, shocks and convulsions, at that rate

I was told I wouldn’t be dying anytime soon.

I was thicker than usual, surprised, I’d wonder about my fate,

Those long days would burn me, at nights, I would swoon,

Wondering why death shan’t take me away any time soon.

Yesterday, amidst my hellish pain, I found a brief moment of solace,

As I was struck with the edge of the club, I went flying, falling flat on my face;

The cool mud tried to heal me, the grass tried to shield me,

And then I realized, wasn’t this shrubbery a most wonderful place?

Those hooligans were hot on my trail,

Asif giants seeking the Holy Grail,

I was hiding right in front of them, you see,

As they couldn’t find me, for that brief moment, I was free!

Then one of them uncovered my hiding place,

“I FOUND IT!!” He bellowed, he bounced me flat on my face.

One of them remarked, “The ball’s getting softer.”

Indeed, his words rang true, my head felt lighter.

As the edge of their clubs smacked me, my visits to the shrubbery grew more often,

As they found me, they muttered disapprovingly, my heart* was beginning to soften.

One fine sunny day, a giant clubbed me into the shrubbery,

Quite in their sight, yet they left me where I lay,

My heart split open, to the shrubbery, I narrated my entire story,

The thought of death felt peaceful as I went my heavenly way.                                                    *Heart means = Seam

Hi, fellaz! We meet again! My music exams as well as my stupid school exams are over. So, I managed to find the time to post this cool list of Superheroes. I’ll soon be following it up with a list of great villains. These heroes have been collected from many different places:

1) TinTin:TInTin and his dog, Snowy TinTin is one of the first and foremost thoughts that came into mind. This forever young, bold reporter, with his indomitable sense of security, has always been able to escape and rescue his friends from the worst situations. In climaxes, he uses only his sense of split-second ingenuity to save himself and his friends. Aided by his faithful dog, Snowy, the bumbling Professor Calculus and the good ole Cap’n Haddock, TinTin and Co. has always been a force to reckon with. Some of the recurring villains have been Allan, Rastapopulous and he has even gone up against foes such as Al Capone and the Incas.

2) Biggles (Captain James Bigglesworth, a.k.a. Biggles): Biggles, or rather Captain James Bigglesworth MC, FC, DSO, DFC, is an ace aviator and an adventurer. This jolly fellow is a kickass pilot as well as proving to be an ingenious fellow whilst not flying. He has been put through the toughest of situations with the worst of jobs as he always manages to escape. He has been a double-agent against the Germans, Stragetic Consultant in Norway, Treasure Hunter in the Carribean and a rubber delivery pilot in Malaysia during WWII. Assisted by The Hon. Algernon Lacey and Ginger ‘Hebblethwaite’, Biggles and Co. have been through hell and beyond.

Biggles in battle

Sticking onto a Hun's tail.

Biggles, ace aviator, FC, MC, DSO, DFC

3) Syuuske Fuji: In the manga series, ‘Prince Of Tennis’, the protagonist is Ryoma Echizen. He is supposed to be, at the end of the National Tournament, the reason his school won the championship. Though Ryoma is regarded as the champion, I find him quite self-centered, rude and obnoxious. This fellow, Fuji, is a bit more of an amiable chap. He is a tennis-genius who simply loves playing the game. His moves are effortless and he usually finishes games quickly without many tense moments and excitement. He has also won the most number of games in the Manga series up-to now. When he is serious, usually there is no chance of beating him. His moves also have the most finesse and are not quite as over-hyped as Ryoma’s moves. Unlike the others, he also plays doubles quite well without much of a fuss. He is seldom seen, not smiling.

No-nonsense tennis genius

4: The Swat Kats: Chance “T-Bone” Furlong and Jake “Razor” Clawson were members of Megakat City’s paramilitary law enforcement agency, known as the Enforcers. What then happened was, because of their commander, their operation to capture their arch-villain, the Dark Kat failed. As they worked in the city’s military salvage yard, they made their own base, coupled with the Turbocat, the Cyclotron motorcycle and the ThunderTruck jeep. They faced off with villains such as the DarkKat, the undead sorcerer, the PastMaster and the mutant Dr. Viper. Unfortunately,  Cartoon Network then cancelled this SuperHit Series, abruptly, much to everyone’s shock and surprise.

Swat Kats (The Radical Squadron)

The Cartoon Network poster

5) Wolverine:  Definitely the guy who has suffered the most in the X-men Series. He is the guy who takes care of most things during a real crisis. He has extraordinary skills. Admantium Skeleton, Retractable Claws, Healing Factor, Psionic Shock layer shields, Berserker rage. But this X-Man hates fighting and using violence. He has had admantium forcibly bonded into his skeleton, being the only one to endure such pain. Afterwards, Magneto took it out. (Guess what? More pain). And then Genesis tried to rebond his skeleton (More pain) and then Apocalypse captures him, rebonds the Admantium succesfully (Uh…Pain) and brainwashes him. Wolverine then escapes and returns to the X-Men. (Fancy having that adventure, anyone?)

Logan's Leap

6) Nightwing: Dick Grayson as Nightwing was one of the coolest superheroes ever seen. Kickass martial arts moves, last-minute ingenuity and cool gadgets were his way of fighting crime. He often played supporting acts to other superheroes and tries his best to be as powerful mentally as Batman (his mentor). He was the perfect Robin who had the strength as well as the ingenuity to play second-fiddle to Batman. All the other Robins though, weren’t quite as perfect for the role as him.

7) Batman (Obviously): One of the most intelligent of all the superheroes and definitely the one who is mentally the toughest. He never uses guns, does not kill and wishes to avoid violence (which is inevitable).  He has suffered more than any other superhero as he has been in many supernatural fixes even though he doesn’t have any powers of his own. He has an indomitable willpower as he continually strives to eradicate crime in Gotham City and the world.

8)) Sherlock Holmes: The most skillful detective in this collection. His skillful methods of detection cannot be exaggerated and not much need be said about him. Petty cases don’t interest him though, and no brute force. Just brains and guts and an acute knowledge of the criminal mind.

9) Detective Conan: Shinichi Kudo, the greatest of the current modern detectives, was a modern private investigator deeply influenced by Sherlock Holmes. He was shrunk by an unknown modern criminal mafia called the Black Organization. He adopted the name, ‘Conan Edogawa’ and started solving cases to assist his girlfriend’s father. (A failed Private Investigator) The Manga series is based on how he solves cases while trying to unmask the mysterious Black Organization.

 

 

Detective Conan <Left> Shinichi Kudo <Right>

10) Kakashi Hatake: From the manga series ‘Naruto’, he is the leader of Team 7. He is a laid-back, easy-going type of Ninja but extremely serious during battle. He has neither as much chakra as Naruto nor his brute strength. Nor is he a member of the Uchiha clan, so he expends a lot of chakra while using his Sharingan. However, his general all-round ninja knowledge, tact and extraordinary skill enable him to go toe to toe with any opponent, however fearsome. He never backs down, however dark the threat and always thinks furiously whilst in battle.

11) (Bonus): The guy who didn’t make it:     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQz0aMD1Ou4

Kakashi in battle

Holmes in deep thought.

Blog Hiatus

My computer crashed. My piano exams are coming up and I have started writing a novel. Therefore, for some time now, I won’t be posting any new stuff on this blog. I’ll let y’all know when I begin updating again :(

Perception…

Based on a true story-

I remember waking up quite early, excited, as I was going to an inter-school talent competition. This was one of the few rare events our school was ever interested in sending their students for. A few of my friends were coming with me and we decided to have quite a good time at the competition venue i.e. Bhaidas Hall.

I reported to school at reporting time (7:00 am) (as usual) and found no teacher around (not surprising as it is common knowledge throughout the school that the students are always more dependable than the teachers.) I hung around with some of the upper-classmen as we started bitching about the teachers and cracking off-color jokes with an air of aloofness. Most of these upper-classmen were lazy and gawky and I found their topics of interest (Top 40 Pop music, which guy asked out which girl, who cracked which stupid joke.) quite boring and so I turned away and noticed a plump friend of mine arguing with the autorickshaw-walla while paying him off. The other upper classmen stared at that kid and laughed,

“Hah! S lives just two blocks away! Couldn’t he have walked to school?”

“Pagol Bangali! Kal Rattir, Khub Mishti Kheche!” One of them shrieked.

“Now you know why he’s such a fat, lazy slob.”

“Lazy kid. What else can I say? His sister’s way better than him. Even if she’s short-tempered, at least she’s energetic. Can’t even walk two blocks.”

“Forget it. What else did you expect from him?” One boy jeered.

They smirked at him for a while, their faces full of contempt and then turned away, disdainfully. S was panting, tired, but his eyes were sparkling merrily.

“What happened?” I asked him.

“You know, A stole all my best prints from me yesterday when I was showing him my photo collection last night. I badly wanted to get selected for this competition so I took a rickshaw this morning at 4:00am to Bandra and decided to take a few South-Bombay pics. (This rickshaw refused to come to Goregaon but I lied to him that I would pay him extra!) Bombay really looks beautiful at dawn.” He paused.

“I also wanted to spite A by taking these gems.” He smiled. “He probably already knows he’ll never be able to beat me. Here, let me take out my cam so you can see all the ones I took.”

I started saying “You know. Those guys over there were mo-…”

He cut in, “Oh, never mind those guys, Anand. Here, just feast your eyes on this. Voila! The Morning Star, Venus! Look, look, look! Marine drive at night! Did you see this? This is what Colaba looks like at day-break! Now, to come to think of it, maybe I could have framed it a little better…”

As I was going up the stairs, one boy asked me,

“What were you wasting your time with that fat slob for?”

“Don’t worry. It’s nothing you will understand.” I smiled as I went upstairs.

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